spicy pancake

I respect Bunsenlabs for lacking the chaotic instability that I loved to hate about Crunchbang in high school, and which I hate to wish I could love as a busy adult requiring a stable system…

CrunchBang was my jam in late high school. I couldn’t believe how much more lightweight it was compared to Lubuntu, which had been my main for years due to having a potato laptop

No, that’s the art and science of raising plants. You’re thinking of hors d’oeuvres.

[Source engine clanking and thudding noises]

fuckin masterpiece

or i’ll just get kicked out of the bar for making the other women uncomfortable :[

mood. when youre poly af but also forever alone af

hello fellow delco denizen

i see 20 year old gals bare legged in winter and wish i was that courageous with my sluttiness

for the chia, worth tossing them in a coffee/spice grinder if you don’t want whole chia seed texture in the baked good (though they’re a decent poppyseed substitute imho)

works wonders for flax as well, but yeah flax is really the C tier of egg replacers lol

i also just had the thought that basil seeds might work similarly to chia seeds. they also gel

that sounds like the aftermath comes out real good too, lol

In baking, in many cases, yes

For an omelette, no

for baking, I mix 1 tsp psyllium with 3 Tbsp room temperature water and let it sit for about 5 minutes (or until an egg-like viscosity)

psylli-egg has a more neutral texture and flavor than a flax or chia egg. unlike flax it won’t go rancid (I’m still using a large bucket of it that’s years old and hasn’t changed flavor or effectiveness). its only real downside is it takes slightly longer to hydrate

I personally wouldn’t try to replicate a shakshuka or anything with it but if you try let me know how it goes haha

Yes, have used psyllium, flax seeds, and chia seeds to varying degrees of success. Xanthan gum never hurts either

me, being broke/cheap/lazy: repeats recipe search adding keyword “eggless”

i just rewatched it for the flghthilionth time and as always,

I'm laughing for real right now

i know it’s literally derivative but i think the amogus ripoff is my fave

haah haah haah

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NINE NINE NINE, NINE NINE NINE…

me trying to be a normal lesbian:

aeiou aeiou

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that’s so much more in depth than the lemmy post I saw 😭

I read this as “tilting window manager” and was about to get so upset. That diagonal monitor meme has infected my brain