That’s specifically what we did to a good amount of Loyalist conservatives when we founded the country.

Dude. I’m set to retire before I’m 50, and I’m 43, also a veteran. I’m retiring in San Diego, the most unliveable city in the US. Paying taxes is the second most patriotic thing that a citizen can do. The fact that you view them as theft is a you problem. They are the dues that you owe society for treating you so well.

The four most patriotic things one can do are as follows in this order:

1. Vote.

2. Pay your damn taxes.

3. Serve in local office, and maybe higher.

4. Serve in the military.

The reason that the military is so low is that most people aren’t a good fit for the military. We need thinking soldiers that will refuse an unlawful order, not mindless automatons that parrot every hateful lie they can.

Then become a hermit and stop using roads, libraries, police or fire services, and EMT services. You’re the only one keeping you from your tax free dreams.

I told you my routine with my balls, not my beard. I shave 4 to 8 ways on my face.

I won’t downvote you, but if you are only shaving in one direction, you either aren’t getting totally smooth, or you are needlessly torturing yourself by only shaving against the grain of your hair.

From experience, your beard, or any other patch of body hair, can literally grow in multiple different directions in the same patch. Regardless, the only way you can get baby smooth is to shave against the grain, which I really don’t recommend as your first pass, unless you shave literally every day, and for some guys it would be twice a day.

I can’t shave more frequently than once every 2 days. The USN literally gave me a “shaving chit” for that in boot.

I wonder if that was my Alma Mater. Transylvania University has an extremely high LGBTQ population. Like well over 30% of my freshman class back in '96

I put Luxury before Automated so the acronym is FLAGS-C

I’ve shaved my balls for decades at this point. Take a good hot shower for at least 10 minutes, or even better soak in a hot tub for 30-60 minutes. This softens the hair. Shampoo is the best shaving cream as it doesn’t dull the razor blades as much as actual shaving cream. I pull the skin tight and go one pass with the grain, and one pass against. As others have said, that is delicate skin, and it cuts easily, so be careful. Personally I have yet to get better results with any of the various razors I’ve tried, so I just stick with my Mach 3

The cleric in D&D that I had the most fun with made it so that my Magic Missiles were still useful at level 15+. She had decided early on that reach-spell was a feat that was absolutely needed, and would routinely stock a few reached Harm spells. This meant that she had a 25’ “Touch Attack” that ignored armor, and dex bonus. All you get is natural armor. If she successfully “touched” you, you now have 4 HP and a host of debuffs. Cue Magic Missile, and at that level I don’t even have to roll because I am going to do between 10 and 20 points of damage, that cannot miss.

The first time we used it, she snuck attacked the boss in the middle of him monologuing, and I killed him in one move from each of us. DM started handing us three to four BBEG as boss fights after that.

Avoid EvE Online at all costs. They are the most toxic group of nice guys that just wanna kill you, that I’ve ever found.

Mexico also has the right to own guns. I’m pretty sure that some Latinas could pull this off.

Clearly a spin-off of Bernt

ICA

Deuling Banjos intensifies

I’m kidding, but I’ve never seen an ICA outside of the southeastern states

If you haven’t run across it, UFO:AI is an open source “re-release” of X-COM Apocalypse

I did as well. My housemate that was with me asked if Tesla was doing some sort of promotion where people could just drive the things around. She didn’t believe anyone would willingly buy something that looks like it was made for a '70s sci Fi C-movie.

You’re correct that videos and pics don’t manage to capture the true hideousness of that thing. Can’t wait for the lawsuits when someone inevitably runs into a pedestrian with that front wedge. It’s also weirdly smaller than I expected it to be. The one I saw parked next to a crossover car/SUV and was barely bigger than that thing.

Then why does Delaware keep giving them the right to vote?

In Delaware they do have the right to vote in certain municipalities.

I cannot prove this as it is a theory someone else proposed, but I sincerely believe that his obsession with the letter X is due to the fact that many native African tribes signed away all their rights and privileges with an X mark, since they were illiterate.

I got supremely lucky one day when they knocked on my door. I happened to be in the middle of carving up a full beef tenderloin flank into filets and tips, and was expecting company, so I didn’t bother cleaning up, putting on a shirt, or even putting the butchers knife down.

So what they got to see was a 6’3" blonde haired, blue eyed, viking looking fucker open the door in shorts with blood covering my arms and the hand I was holding the knife in, (I took the time to wipe off one hand with wipes, dont want blood everywhere), who promptly yelled over his shoulder, “Hey guys you can let the goat go! I just found us a couple of virgins!”

They scarpered quickly.

Corporations ≠ people. I don’t care what SCOTUS has to say on the matter. They have proven themselves to be illegitimate