We should start with making one arm hilariously big compared to the other, the most practical of crab traits

ED-E

All roads lead to crab. Humans out here hoping for robot transhumanism when the reality is a couple crab legs and a pincer arm is clearly superior

I’m currently dilating and while not the same it does involve cramming a rigid object into a sensitive area. Have to say from where I’m at I still don’t understand the appeal of sounding

It’s not as weird as you’d think. With platforms your feet are still in roughly normal shoe positioning, so it’s kinda like walking on stairs or across a bunch of blocks but you know you’ll always land on a block big enough for your foot. The real weird ones are the platform heels where you might have like 8in of heel with 2in of platform at the stomping part. Those are sketchy AF to walk in

I’m from Idaho this is basically a nightmare scenario for me. I’d go for it fully aware the risk involved

I think the best approach for me is to keep this one on the shelf of “novel but not to be done”. It will live between my ability to cross one eye at a time at the cost of spotty vision and migraines an hour later, and flexing my back just right to pop a rib out of place which looks amusing but hurts for days

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Getting a steak up there sounds like a good way to get a sinus infection

I’m decent at harmonica, mimicking bird calls, and getting all the batter off mixer attachments. I’m struggling with pronouncing Swedish “ö” though

Huh, apparently I can do about stage 2.5 but it makes the inside of my nose hurt. I wish I didn’t know this about myself

Edit: I now also have a massive headache. 0/10 experience

I’m trans, what should I tell it instead?

I almost did that with my keyboard like 6 months ago for life stress reasons, then realized I didn’t have a spare keyboard to buy a replacement one with. Somehow I ended up calmly putting my cats in another room while I threw a cheap clay pot instead

I do fermented hot sauces regularly. I don’t know if it is me specifically but when I was trying to follow recipes they’d mold every time. Once I stopped following directions and started eyeballing everything I got better ferments. As much science as there is to fermenting at the end of the day humans have been throwing random shit in jars and calling it good for generations, and it can be just as much a ‘by the feels’ kind of thing

I wouldn’t really call it a moon it’s kinda small for that but yeah Vivec (and the entire Tribunal and their cult) were renowned pieces of shit

Is that a little sawback? So fucking cute

Billions of queries becoming way more energy intensive for a feature almost nobody asked for, now the default. What the fuck are we even doing

One of our ferrets used to steal things and hide them in the arm rest of one of those old wood frame grandma couches. We had to periodically flip it over and fish out whatever had wound up there. One time we found a steel shoehorn, none of us had ever owned a shoehorn. We called it the giving couch

Hello poly person here. A year ago I was in a polycule that imploded and I lost several partners. What was left of the part I was still involved in couldn’t absorb the emotional shock so it slowly dissolved over 6 months. Because of how much time was tied up with partners, my friend group was basically the more casual partners. Basically my entire social circle fell out from under me. You are correct, it was distinctly not fun, it has caused me immense damage

Fam I’m trying