ArugulaZ

Is this like the Linux nerds’ version of the Crips and the Bloods?

SORRY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE ELON MUSK. END STATEMENT.

There are too many of these goddamned social networks anyway. After Twitter/X exploded, everyone else wanted to grab a piece of that pie, and now we’ve got a dozen social networks nobody uses.

If you want a progressive social network that doesn’t take shit from goosesteppers, Cohost is probably the place to go. It’s so neurodivergent and trans-friendly that I can’t imagine them blithely accepting Nazi content. It’s just not how Cohost works. “Blah blah blah, free speech!” Not here, chumps. We’ve got standards. Go somewhere else to push that poison.

You’re not motivated to pay them fair wages either, so hey.

Go have a charged lemonade on me, Cue Ball. In fact, have three… I think that’s the lethal dose.

Shoot ink on paper. That’s all you need to do. Don’t give me a built in screen, or onerous firmware, or any of that nonsense.

Remember when Domino’s Pizza admitted that their pizza was shit, and that they’d work really hard to make it less shit? How’d that work out for them?

That might work… if I hadn’t already switched over to Firefox! Charade you are, Google asswipes!

Pro-Nazi content. In other words, Elon’s own posts.

It doesn’t matter. I’m not a Twitter user anymore. The site has lost both its value and influence… I really don’t give a damn what the man-baby does with his toy.

Followed closely by Bernie Stolar, who ruined the Saturn, ruined the Dreamcast, and would have ruined the Wonderswan had Mattel released it here.

Elon Musk takes the socialization out of social networks! What an innovation!

Stop using it with honey mustard sauce! Stop using it with tangy sweet and sour sauce! Stop eating the new fiesta Brave salad! Stop enjoying Brave on the patio, in the car, or on the boat… wherever good times are had!

Apparently lactose intolerant.

Society still has standards! Thank God!

X: Definitely no hate speech here! Nope, you’ll never find it! Those watchdog organizations are all full of crap!

Wait, we lost another sponsor? For what again? Uh oh.

Sorry telcos! You lose, and suck, in that order.

Homes, you’re preaching to the choir here. We are at the maximum level of being inside federated media.

You make an interesting point, but I’m most comfortable calling them posts. Because that’s what they are. The term “post” applies to any and all blogging services, regardless of their branding.

I keep hearing about this Oppenheimer movie, and it just makes me want to hear Alan Oppenheimer say “I am become death! Destroyer of worlds!” in his Skeletor voice.

Imagine being so catastrophically stupid you think an actual president is somehow worse than a tantrum throwing man-child who’d rather be golfing than presidenting.