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Noone likes a showoff

My favorite part is when Mr. Krabs accidentally smokes weed with his butthole

… or some say BloodBornem

What’s an Amiibo, anyway? It’s like a Webkinz, right?

Oh, yeah that’s fair

I get the meme and all, but assuming Mario is representative of a cis man, isn’t this reinforcing a really bad stereotype; men who never fully mature find a partner who will act as their mom?

Was she? I could swear in the books she was described as not conventionally beautiful

I just love noodles

Despite the privacy concerns, Microsoft says that the Recall index remains local and private on-device, encrypted in a way that is linked to a particular user’s account.

Just like how Microsoft domain-bound emails were stored locally on machines running Outlook, right? Or how purchasing and downloading music, movies, and video games meant that we owned them, right?

I don’t believe for a fucking second that this “feature” will remain locally encrypted forever. Fuck Microsoft, fuck the AI bubble.

“Don’t be evil!

…

wait, you say you’ll pay me to be evil? Well fuck that changes everything!”

This image never fails to make me laugh, like legitimately laugh out loud with my full belly

Pretty sure you just described like every sports team with a fanbase. The Football Team of Theseus.

49ers fans love to brag that the 49ers are among the teams with the most Super Bowl wins, but they haven’t gotten one in like 3 generations of players so you tell me, 49ers of Theseus. Do you have any Super Bowl wins?

“Do you have anything gluten free?”

I had a lot of conversations with my dad about how glorifying people is setting yourself up for failure when there were loads of protests were going on about bringing down statues of famously racist people who did like a handful of notable things i.e. most of the U.S. founding fathers.

I wouldn’t suggest keeping a list of names that you admire. Maybe keep a list of things about those names that you admire

What a Borts moment

I memorized the formula for the strength of universal gravitation thanks to Weird Al’s song “Pancreas” which made my physics exams a lot easier

That is the purpose of the pancreas

Okay, Schrodinger

I believe it. I had a professor in college who said if he found a genie he would wish for 3 different sets of truly random data lol

I need 6 foot of job