Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
The silliest person I know was deadly serious and no-nonsense at work. Their silly side only came out among friends. Maybe you just need to befriend a goose?
What, you don’t let your infants play near downed power lines? Kids these days are so sheltered.
Too bad Nikolai Gogol isn’t around to see this
I love you, random internet person
The monoliths in the US fucking suck, but the ones in Canada are much nicer. I passed one near Toronto and it gave an ominous hum and slowed down so I could pass. Some guy tried tailgating it and got banished, but as long as you aren’t a dick, they’ll leave you alone.
We’re all The Thing here. You’re the only human left. We’re coming for you, LinksOpensChest_wav
That’s silly. You don’t need 700 rats to drive, just 4: a sighter, a shifter, gas pedal operator, and brake pedal operator.
I’m woke but I wish I wasn’t (chronic insomnia)
That’s 2^64, which means they’re probably storing the number of days as an 8 byte integer, and that’s the maximum value it can take.
It’s true, Lemmy is based on the source of TF2
You only really need telepathy for Medusa, so just sic the dog on her.
Now imagine you accidentally summon a demon with a giant pitchfork and just as you think it’s about to tear you to shreds it says “do you have a minute to talk about FreeBSD?”
Yeah, but at least he didn’t piss of anti-anti-god, 'cause he puts you in triple hell
A skilled veterinarian could save it
Truth. I once tried to grill without my giant ceramic fish thing. There were no survivors
I asked my goose friend what he thinks about this and he just honked. Though I suspect he didn’t hear me, since he seemed to be busy balancing on his unicycle (his feet can’t reach the pedals, so he has to flap his wings to balance)