They got it from their mom.

Is 3 days enough?

How tall is Adam Driver and that horse? They’re almost eye level. I had no idea Kylo Ren was supposed to be as big as Vader. Kylo needed to pickup more people by the throat to show how much bigger he is.

Or a low res sunset?

The trickle down is our tears

He is No Man.

Kentucky Dick Chicken is finger licking good!

92 bricks has got to be some kind record.

That grunt flipper?

This is why I learned to use metaphors. People love hearing about something if it was similar to something else. And not some dumb simile shit, like actual comparative metaphors.

“Why yes, the Internet IS a series of tubes. And the water pressure is bandwidth, the ability to move a volume of data in a set time. And each sprinkler is a user who may have individual restrictions but ultimately gets the same water as everyone else. That’s what the Internet is Grandpa.”

Oh man, that’ explains it. I’ve been using spherical swallows, which are roughly coconut sized. So really just use coconut maths.

Οὗτός ἐστιν ὁ Πλάτωνος ἄνθρωπος

Each app made the light brighter and all of them turned the light into a laser.

Look for diet cigarettes.

Someone wants to enthusiastically join in, expanding on your post by adding context to an ad from 1954 and you take the piss? Instead you end up being a jerk.

So the cool part about this ad is that it’s a riff on a talk given on transistors in 1954. The guy who pioneered and perfected silicon transistors was named Gordon Teal and he was the first person to grow a Germanium junction transistor in 1948, so he was kind of a big deal. At a conference where he was supposed to speak, the speaker before him talked about the limits of Germanium and how Silicon was impossible to use so the advances of the future are doping Germanium.

In his pocket Gordon Teal had some silicon transistors, fresh from the lab, and his talk was about how he made transistors from silicon. Texas instruments was the first to use silicon and this ad was TI taking the piss out of the industry by saying “Hey, you know that impossible thing? We have it ready for you.”

What is wrong with his mouth? It doesn’t look like he has any back teeth.

It’s upsetting that grump and slump don’t have articles or links.

Mario Party usually involves yelling at other Mario Partiers.

The game is an hour long, one time thrill and is excellent at it. However, there is no variation nor surprises after the first run, so it was reasonably priced for like a dollar or two. The criticism is the game became a meme game that caused the dev to double the price to capitalize on the fame. It’s one of those situations which leaves no one happy.