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  • It’s true that Doyle never mentioned it, but it’s logical that Holmes would want a place he could duck into for a quick meal; or a nap; or to put on a new disguise. Watson does say that Holmes had bolt holes around London, so it would have been foolish for him not to have a membership.

    I remember reading about his membership in a non canon work.

    If you’re a fan look up ‘The 7% Solution.’ It’s available as a novel and a movie; Holmes meets the only doctor capable of curing his cocaine addiction, Sigmund Freud.


  • Holmes was a mess.

    He was unpopular at school; hung out with the lower classes; used cocaine; once shot the letters ‘V R’ into his living room wall; was a member of a club where no member was supposed to speak to another; only survived as long as he did because his brother was a major government official.








  • Dagwood222@lemm.eeto196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneFed rule
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    EMS guy told me this story. Barricaded EDP [emotionally disturbed person] in an apartment. Standoff lasts for hours. Finally the police decide to break the door down. First cop in gets a pot of cold water thrown in his face. After they restrain the man the cop asks why he threw cold water on him?

    “The water was boiling two hours ago!”



  • Old joke, but on topic.

    A professor asks a class if anyone there would be a sex worker if they were paid $1 billion for a year. Everyone raises their hand.

    He then asks if anyone in the class would do sex work for one night if the pay was $5.00?

    Class is all irate. “What kind of people do you think we are?”

    “I know what kind of people you are. Now we’re discussing the prices.”