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Cake day: July 6th, 2023

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  • You fall asleep easily, but you have wicked sleep apnea.

    You can stop humming songs but it dials the intrusive thoughts up to 11

    Good news, your light headaches have been replaced with moderate migraines.

    You can postpone your hunger for 3 hours, but anything you consume within that window you permanently develop a sickness taste aversion to.

    The ringing in your ear has been replaced with the Wilhelm scream.

    The itching has stopped. The only price was IBS.



  • In doing so you also grant the plant sentience with a mind that develops at the same pace as its physical maturity.

    These plants are fully aware that

    A. They have been robbed of a full life, B. They exist solely for the harvest C. They are the only ones of their kind and are alone in the vast uncaring universe beyond the prison you call a “window sill”.

    They also see you planting other seeds and understand that makes you their parent. It’s a lot to process.