I usually look up the number for something like an ftc or fbi tipline if a website absolutely forces putting in personal info.

They may not be Mennonite but he’ll bed her tonight.

When I worked on a dairy farm I had to replace my leather boots every 9 months because the moisture and manure broke the leather down.

Leather that is kept dry is very resistant to rot, leather that is allowed to stay wet is not.

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You just assumed the police are chasing the guy. They’re actually escorting him to make sure he catches his flight.

I have a family member who studies fish at a post doc level. He had to learn a bunch of calculus and statistical analysis just to be able to actually make use of the data they collect. Anyone who wants to design and publish research has to have a pretty good grasp of a lot of math.

Now they call him Buck Norris.