I totally missed that when I wrote it.

Every time I get close it says “Press X to Interact” but I don’t think my stats are high enough yet. I’m grinding on unattended toddlers until I level a few times.

Laughed at the takedown, great production too. Edit: and now I have the literally gibberish chorus stuck in my head.

Source is Oglaf.com, an adult webcomic equal parts humor and smut.

I’ll fetch my chapstick.

The legend is that a foot is actually based of the length of King Henry I’s foot. “Imagine two neighbouring farmers, one buying a field from another, one with huge feet, one with tiny. Each measures the field in feet, but one says the footage is less because he’s got a bigger footprint, and therefore he argues a lower price. It’s a recipe for a mighty mediaeval punchup. So Henry proffered his own royal foot, it’s said. Thus, a foot became 12 inches.”

I’m outraged! That lumber supplier clearly plagiarized the title of my self-published autobiography!

I appreciate a good historical joke.

The one that’s going to slowly escalate towards incredible pleasure is clearly superior.

I quite like Dolly Parton and Mr. Rogers for what it’s worth.

I don’t know the book, but men can rock makeup when they want to:

I was cheering for the other team (Oilers) vs. Ferrell’s Kings and I still had to respect the facepaint.

“Rule #11: No more ranking animals by probable elasticity of orifices.” Stop raining on my parade Discord. It’s an engaging topic and all rankings are theoretical and cruelty-free.

Thanks mate, I don’t follow that community myself but I am pretty sure I’ve seen his face before. The video was entertaining.

“Woman” is hilarious to define as an agenda - like there’s no clarification required to toss half of humanity under the bus. So I watched the video (I don’t know Coney, but it’s just him making fun of this insane preacher) and it’s essentially that bad. The preacher says, and I quote, “She’s headstrong and stubborn, constantly arguing with Ash. Typical woman” then laughs and apologizes but never says anything else about her. The mental athletics involved in the preacher’s conclusions would make him a master of any gym.

Reminds me of that Shane Gillis bit about Navy Seals jerking off their enemies to really intimidate them. Sorry it’s a TikTok link, it’s the one I found that had the right part of the special.

“Ground-breaking new study discovers that being loved makes people happier”. I understand why it’s important to formalize results like this so you have data to inform policy etc, but man…it’s like reading a study about how the sun is quite warm. Parents who won’t support their kids without being told to do so have some foundational family problems to sort out.

I’m of the opinion that as long as you aren’t hurting yourself or others without consent, do what you want to. The consent thing is important because people will play contact or combat sports, do BDSM stuff, etc. - so long as it’s informed go nuts. It’s also important because some people can’t give informed consent, e.g. kids can’t agree to underage sex because they don’t know about the harms and are more vulnerable to manipulation.

A couple of years ago I watched a doctor review a video of someone who likes having sex with balloons. The doctor said he would only diagnose that behavior as a problem or illness if it was hurting him or others around him. His argument was if there’s no harm and it makes that person happier then what really is the problem? I was initially taken aback because it’s weird right? But after some thought it really made sense to me - just because I don’t relate doesn’t make something bad. I don’t have to want to do it myself - there’s room in life for multiple (non-harmful) preferences.