I watched this sketch comedy show in Iceland as a kid, where every week they had a section called “the men behind the curtains”. It was just people hidden away inside ATMs, vending machines etc. pretending it was a machine doing the work.

‘Audiophiles’: “Yeah I paid $20000 for this new DAC, I think the treble is a lot crispier”
Actual audio engineers: “I record everything with this $40 Behringer interface and mix with free plugins though my 30 year old Yamahas”

Ben Shapiro has entered the chat
“Well achtually, women’s vaginas are meant to be bone dry. Every women I’ve slept with has been dryer than the Sahara desert.”

Yeah people will use bikes or public transit if it’s a better option for them than driving. But decades of carmaker lobbying, terrible zoning laws and bad urban design makes driving the only available option for most Americans.
Cities who invest in good public transit and sensible urban design always see a huge decrease in car traffic.

Spicy food + beer makes my head feel all tingly

German humor is no laughing matter

I need to get one of those, my local (rural) grocery stores don’t have the locking shopping carts and I alway forget to bring a coin when I need to unlock one.

There’s a popular conspiracy theory that they kept swapping him out once every few years when the old one died and pretended it was the same old Rungus. They don’t fool me.

He’s also a shill for Coca-Cola and regularly appears in their ads

Tokyo is a machine that runs on blood

Well he is a proper cabbage patch kid now.

How can you rub butter and spices under the skin if the turkey is frozen solid?

180cm is just about the average male height in Sweden. I think you’ll be fine.

No matter how many times I see this meme reposted, it will always make me chuckle.

You do one divebomb too many and end up a eunuch

“Vegan strokin off”
Lol was that on purpose?

You see the same shit on streaming services. “Oh this show has been out for two days and hasn’t reached Game of Thrones level of popularity already? Let’s remove it from existence forever.”