Thank goodness i have my trace buster buster.

Millions of peaches…

Oh boy, gonna be some starbelly hijinks going on.

Eating your hands is not awesome.

I’m getting British vibes from you.

Do you have any syrup for that spaghetti?

Sorry, I eat my tacos with a spork. Remove tacos from you list please.

Green tastes the best

It’s a very appealing fruit.

I, use, comma’s, everywhere, never, wrong, never, right,

Time traveler identified. Thank you for saving us, I think.

Doooot

So this one time I bought a box of something at a store. Didn’t look at it, bought it and took it home. Once I got home, I opened it without looking at it, didn’t read the directions or dosage and took 3 of them and then went to sleep. I continued this practice every night for 2 months.

I’m gonna go ahead and press X for doubt on this one.

Just to see how it feels

When they say 12 hugs for growth, whaaat are we considering a hug?

It puts the lotion on the skin…

That’s what we call a bit of a fixer-upper. Fresh coat of paint, some new blinds, should be good as new.