I got this reference! Thank you, (my) child with terrible taste in movies.
I choose my facts carefully and this one is the one.
Always wear your stylish eyepatch when simping with pain elemental bae
This reads like it was written by an AI trained exclusively on Indian call center telemarketers
Pencil and paper. Or a calculator. Obviously. My CPA is a horse. Loves stomping around on his giant TI83.