KingJalopy

Oh shit, I’m talking to a famous person! Your famous is what you are. I bet you get sa lot of dates!

Unless you’re sleeping with them. Then it’s fishes.

You said I could!

Hey she’s hot there’s nothing wrong with wanting that

I’m from Oklahoma but I don’t get it

And humans!

They know

Pretty sure Trump lives in Florida so really it’s right there where it should be…

America a bottom, but that’s obvious to everyone in the world except is Americans.

The true autists outnumber is by far, it would be gone in seconds.

Good for him. Must be nice. I’m really good at my job too but I’m betting he makes more in a year than I will in an entire lifetime.

Now what the hell am I going to do with this frog? I don’t have any cooking oil.

Don’t dead open inside

Just snort cocaine. Less painful. In the short term anyway.

It uses to be pilgrims but this is close enough

Then what do April flowers bring?

Cars like this piss me off. They always have a small sticker, like this one, that say something to the effect of get off my ass! This car has one that says, “would you kindly remove your car from my ass” well, I would, but, YOU PUT A THOUSAND TINY LITTLE STICKERS ON THE BACK THAT I CAN’T READ WITHOUT GETTING ON YOUR ASS!! YOU CLEARLY WANT ME TO READ ALL THESE OBNOXIOUS STICKERS AND THEN MAKE ME FEEL LIKE AN ASSHOLE FOR SOMETHING YOU PROVOKED!!

Thanks sticker person. You hypocrite.

I work in pest control and can totally get you a mouse with various liquids inside of it for very little money if you’re interested…

Witness the unstoppable power of my downvote!!

Muahahaha!

It’s all downhill from here for you heathen!

Edit - shit… I hit the wrong button… But beware! I won’t always be so careless

Quit trying to shove your agenda down my throat! I’ll have some when no one else is looking…