no, don’t do that
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Cake day: July 5th, 2023
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yo ho, matey! shiver me timbers and man the fuck-down!
similar 100% true story from a green text:
kid goes out for his 21st, and grandpa tells him that the secret to never getting too drunk is drinking some olive oil before a shot, so that the alcohol never enters the bloodstream, or something.
they follow through, and shit their pants after one round; ironically, the oil drinking did technically prevent them from getting drunk.
I don’t care if it’s fake, it’s still a hilarious idea
“Alright, it’s taken 20 minutes to initialize and warm up, let’s try a test print-”
GUTTER CLEANING IN PROGRESS
“Well that’s okay, I’m sure it’s part of routine maintena-”
SEQUENCING OFF
“No, damnit, I need to get the line running!”
…
MAKEUP LEVEL TOO LOW
“But I just changed the cartridge…”
MAKEUP LEVEL TOO LOW
crying and putting on lipstick
“Please, I have a family!”
MAKEUP LEVEL TOO HIGH
“Okay, I’ll do anything, just let me print these batch codes…”
READY TO PRINT
“Thank you, oh merciful machine, I owe you my-”
GUTTER CLEANING IN PROGRESS
5·10 months agotrinkets and baubles
of course you don’t!