Light Yagami would have been one of those suspects who’s perpetually and openly annoyed with Columbo’s prying

Funniest shit I’ve ever seen!

J.K. Rowling to give her opinion on the novel “Lolita” anything

Joanne is incapable of summoning a good take about anything. No surprise I suppose since she also cannot write a good book.

Get doxxed

I understand! I didn’t intend to throw shade on you for that. My husband is the same way lol

“Treatment is simple. Download DuoLingo app. Go and see Tim, who spends all day competing with elderly users. That should pick you up.”

Man bursts into tears. Says, “But doctor…”

Isn’t that the whole thing with shows like The Addams Family? You’re not supposed to think that deeply about them or attempt to apply logic. The illogic lends to the humor.

My inner monologue

That cat’s name? Mebert Myselfstein

He probably felt like he walked into a Wile E. Coyote style trap

Failing the test perhaps, but is she winning at life?

(and also tired)

Self-care scale to help flame atronachs determine if they’re starting to experience burnout

I’ll be on the weed smoking patio. Wake me up in three days if I’m not back.

I encourage him to keep talking

Forget the lasagna, Jon’s got some cake

It took an enormous act of self control

That happens to me sometimes too with posts here, seemingly at random. I don’t know why.

IF YOU OR A LOVED ONE WAS DIAGNOSED WITH MESOTHELIOMA

Oh my god that’s how she died 😭

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