Agreed! Except I’m a wimp about capsaicin, it makes me bleed, which is a limitation.

Have you had all three on one pizza? I like the saltiness of olives with pineapple on pizza, but I’m not sure I’m ready to go as salty as anchovies. And I like artichokes on a veggie pizza but haven’t tried them with pineapple. Would you recommend? Or no?

Just because your queerness is less easily depicted, it’s no less valid.

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On clearance? Time to stock up!

Sorry, but that’s Elena Kagan.

Elaine (née Gorman) Kagan is a long-time actor and writer, wife of Jeremy Kagan and mother of Eve Kagan.

It’s just that the kitty is so illegally smol, they used a microscope to take the picture.

You’re doing Ceiling Cat’s work.

In the years since this joke first floated out into the tubes of the internet, Florida has gotten specifically worse for trans people, to the point that your thought would be quite plausible.

On the Internet no one knows you’re a dog…

Let’s try to gauge the limits of language

In my city it’s mostly beige.

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More bat facts please

Women’s shoes in 1900 routinely had high heels as well. Here’s a sample:

https://vintagedancer.com/1900s/edwardian-shoes-styles/

The difference may be about an inch from the 1950s shoe shown.

I think he was perfectly justified in removing the plants, but should have done so before he wound up screwing the innocent new tenants who probably can’t break the contract unless it specifically includes the plants. By delaying, he’s basically handing the landlord a check from the new people.

The better to swim with, my dear!

We’ve given up painting faces with arsenic and lead, and moved on to PFAS and microplastics.

Her sainted predecessor slept out of our room but often with our kids. But she’s gone, the kids are independent adults in other states with their own cats, and this little cat started off too young to be left alone all night, so the pattern was set. The main difference now is she has the run of the apartment as well, and the litterbox and food are out there. I’m a pushover for a cozy feline.

Firefighters say to keep the door closed, it significantly increases your chances of surviving a fire. And if you smell smoke, FEEL IT before you try to open it. If it’s hot, go straight to the window.

Having said all that, I have a cat, and don’t have room for a litterbox in my bedroom, so open it is!

Probably doesn’t matter that much to you, as a cockroach 🪳

Some dog has probably peed on that.