Linux is cursed for me

Sorted that for you

Ever noticed someone took one bite then never went back?

How it looks for me. Makes you want to gouge your eyes out

Bear in mind there’s only one country where they still do that

I am an owner, idiot-boy 😂

Phew, financial advice from someone who believes cancer is “easily preventable”

Thank goodness I was kicked in the head by a horse this morning

Not for me, allow me to show you how fuckin ignorant the utter buffoon that wrote it is -

But, if they, in fact, get a 25% increase in wages, don’t they realize that the 25% sooner or later gets tacked onto the price of the vehicles they say they can’t afford? A $50,000 vehicle today will likely be a $62,000 vehicle next year.

😂 Oh my god, the results of a devastated education system

What about moose knuckles?

While her mate goes “Chew that toenail there look”

Some yank would find a reason to be offended, yes

So, I don’t want to punch anyone, ever. Under your infantile definition, I’m a Nazi? Because I’d prefer to see them arrested and jailed.

I always explain it’s like Americans when someone from New York makes a joke about someone from Kentucky, or California. Except we do it with neighbouring countries. And we don’t need a laugh track. And we don’t have to wait for the adverts to finish

No, but using violence to stop someone doing it is barbaric

Speaker? She was prime minister for a while

Worked with builders my entire life, they end up the best mates you’ll ever have. Know why? Honesty.

If you act like a twat, they’ll tear you a new arsehole for acting like a twat. If you’re obese or skinny to the point it’s affecting your health, they’ll tear you a new arsehole for it.

Nobody tiptoes around feefees on a building site

Ah, [Simplified], gotcha 😂

If you really appreciate it, spœll it properly! 😊

Their great what?

Clent clearly paid $129 for a cable and isn’t happy at me 😂

If you think a cable is worth $129 then you’re exactly the type of fucking moron that Apple preys on lol