Damn, either this is truly personal, or Ruthy is one cool ol’ gal to be browsing Lemmy.
I kinda wanna sit in her knitting circle.
Damn, either this is truly personal, or Ruthy is one cool ol’ gal to be browsing Lemmy.
I kinda wanna sit in her knitting circle.
I feel like Ed is the kind of guy who would end up lucking into a decent job where is nigh philosophical idiocy somehow allows him to skirt by. No one understands what the hell he means, but it motivated them, make him management.
What fucks with me these days are the less gory ones.
Like watching a woman’s hand get caught under a rivet press because she thought she would be quick enough. Safeties failed, no one could hit the kill switch in time. She’s lucky she has use of that hand left, at this point.
I have a love/hate relationship with the safety crew.
They’re why I have to waste time each year rewatching the exact same shit, but equally, I have seen too many incidents of someone ignoring the protocol and getting severely hurt.
So, uhh…
How’d you taste? They leave good reviews? No weird diseases, properly cooked?
And how much?
Do… Do people exist without the Rocky Horror soundtrack living in their head?
That is some prime virgin activity, which means we need to hold some Games before the show starts.
Very real, from what I can tell.
Old West, Marshalls dialogue options.
“Your replies (a) Dude, the way that we have treated Native Americans is most non- triumphant! (b) Excellent, dude! Cowboys and Indians?! Count me in! (aa) Dude, remember the golden rule - be excellent to each other. (ab) Dude, violence never pays. (ac) I just do not think that we should treate Native Americans in this most bogus way. (ba) Before I can enlist, good captainly dude, I must find ___! (bb) Look dude, the way that I’ve been treated around here, I have little interest in fighting to defend these people. (bc) I’d love to sign up, but ___ has my pen.”
Bill and Ted’s Excellent Video Game Adventure.
Here’s a walkthrough, for anyone curious. It lists the various dialogue choices you had with each character.
Oh hell yeah, running and jumping around in Crackdown was an absolute blast. They had the exploration down perfectly, you really felt yourself get better at navigating, and the reward was just making it even better.
Bowel Disruptor set to “Liquefy”.
Spider Jerusalem wins again.
I’ve gotten to the point that I look up if there’s a good reward for it. Like, does this run through the whole game and build up to at least a nice cutscene or piece of gear? Alright. Annoying, but doable.
A piece of golden shit? Never again. Never a-fucking-gain, I swear I had a faster time pulling KOS-MOS in XC2 than hunting down so many Koroks.
I tried. It felt weird.
Fuck the rules, return to the caves away from society.
But that takes away all the subtlety of the midnight double feature.
I prefer something that still packs a punch, but in a somewhat smaller form factor.
That’s why when I face down demons from the planes beyond, I give 'em some hellfire straight outta China Lake.
"The hammers magic, and technically, he’s not wrong on the potential of your lifespan in either direction.
Do you really want to get into an argument on the finer points of this?"
Nature is healing.
Just please, if you’re going to eat it in the store, find a trashcan.
I’m not paid enough to give a flying fuck about you deciding to steal a 6-tender box, but I do have to clean said box off my donut window shelf, which is now greasy and smells like fried chicken. No one wants this. Put it in the goddamn trash. Crows have better manners.
Actually, fuck it, I encourage you to steal food if you need it. I bake myself shit all the time. We have a black market of food between a few sections in my store.
If someone came in and actually did a Harvey Birdman, I’d probably give them a free cookie. My managers still don’t understand why my go-to recommendation for a new product is cookies on dowels. HAHA!
There’s a reason mods exist.
And now no one has to hear about the greatness of shopping at Mick and Ralph’s at 3AM. Together, we can fix Freeside.