That Faustian bargain really working out for him.
That Faustian bargain really working out for him.
you need eggs for dinner
Do you, though? I’ve swapped which nights I’m making which dinners so I can pick up missing ingredients on a day I’m going out anyway.
Yellow, purple, black.
I was luckily born with pink and blue.
Yeah I’d like to see them pick between 17 kinds of peanut butter.
Why are we shaming someone who’s learning? They’re one of today’s 10,000.
Just rewatched Bridesmaids and it fits this pretty well.
She’s dating the kool-aid man.
I’m still waiting for duck pics. Not a typo.
I have friends
OK you don’t have to brag.
You’re right, apparently I need my eyes checked.
It’s the upside down exclamation mark that throws me.i can barely find the regular exclamation mark on my new phone.
I had read posts turned off
Did you accept the quest?
When I die I want my ashes scattered over the people I didn’t like.
Ew thought that was a centipede.
Have you ever watched Blues Brothers?
“What kind of music do you play here?”
“Oh we have both kinds, country and western.”
But when you’re that cute, who cares?
Or a bivouac in which you can be constrained until you suffocate.