Call me when they release the Frosted Giga-Wheat™, which is projected to be the size of Iceland and consists of approximately 5.15 billion wheats.
In case anyone was curious about the full review: https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/speed-zone-1989
Always wondered what was in his fridge
Simmer down, Stick.
Please, hold on to this reality as long as you can.