Rhynoplaz

Did cyriak design that chair?

Turok!

They aren’t wrong.

Today’s Motorola Solutions is the legal successor to the Motorola that invented the cell phone. Motorized Victrola.

Kids today… Think EVERYTHING starts with their cell phones.

The Air Force pilots would drop them in battle during the American Revolution!

I might need to rethink the parrot squash bisque I was planning this weekend.

IDARB

They’re trying to build a prison!

Maybe it’s just unfortunate connotation with the phrasing but “these marriages were taken for granted” sounds like the author is saying that people didn’t appreciate that they could do that back then.

In first or second grade, so, about 6-7 years old in the late 80s, we all knew a song called “On top of ol Smokey.” Which was an actual song, but I think most people heard it as on top of spaghetti.

The “fun” lyrics were:

On top of ol Smokey,

All covered in blood,

I shot my poor teacher

With a .44 slug.

I went to her funeral,

I went to her grave,

Some people threw flowers,

I threw hand grenades.

Oh the things we could say in 1989.

In my head I hear 4 badgers, but it’s been a while. Are there really only three?

"Hey girl, why don’t you take those shoes off and come into the kitchen?

Oh yeah, you like those historic gender roles don’t you… 😘"

I don’t know why. I’m about as pale as you can get, and it is by far the WEAKEST of skin colors. We literally cannot go out in the sun without protection.

Sure, everyone should wear sunscreen, but I can get burnt walking out to the mailbox!