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Alan tudyk?

Andy serkis?

That one guy who does a shitload of videogames and anime dubs whose name always escapes me?

“so how have you been” as they walk into the room, and don’t bother waiting for an answer before asking why you’re bothering them here today.

There’s your emotional assessment. That’ll be $40.

Honestly if I saw this on my bill if be calling my doctor directly to ask what the actual fuck this bullshit is.

“I don’t understand, if you don’t want crushed orphans, just don’t toss them in the orphan crushing machine”

Well maybe they shouldn’t have an orphan crushing machine in the first place.

For when you don’t need to strip mine the countryside 15 cubic meters at a time, bit still want to.

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I’m not saying I would burn these down at every opportunity, but I am saying I would certainly understand exactly why someone might, and probably wouldn’t remember much about who did do it.

Of course, I would plant 27 trees all over the property, and keep planting until the world runs out of trees, or someone gets fed up with pulling them out.

I’m patient and petty.

Without passion. And create art. Doing what you love by being yourself. Other people define and say you will follow your heart. Happy and free, not love your art and by inspiring people letting others tell you you can change the world.

.:¦:;

A similar thing happened where I grew up. An old farm sold to become a strip mall, during preliminary stuff they discovered a bunch of shallow graves. Since they were likely native American given the area (depending on which side of a river it could be native Americans or civil war soldiers), they were reburied in a large mound near the back of the lot.

Since it’s next to a pet store, people walk their dogs to piss and shit all over it.

And that about sums up local feelings for natives.

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I found a higher resolution version that really captures the sheer ungodly abomination in crisp, gaunt horror: https://i.imgur.com/Gsm5vns.png

I’d say “are you my dad” but you type too coherently.

They did basically the same thing to him.

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Well I have some bad news for you… Straight to hell. God apparently only wants arm-lifters.

"Yay god, I love God, we love God, don’t you love God? He’s the best! Better than others! (Here’s 3 slightly modified verses from the Bible songified. Two are out of order but it makes my song sound better.) Yay god. I love God. But like I REALLY love him. God. "

And then while singing, make sure one or both of your arms is in some form of lift. It can be way up like you’re reaching for a rase you know you aren’t going to get, or it can be just 6 inches away from your side, one or both arms doesn’t matter as long as an arm is doing something. That’s how you really know someone is better at religion than you.