This one of those Cyberpunk pizzas I been hearin aboot?
I think I might know a couple of those professors.
Yes mommy
Drink alcohol, got it
Someone please tell me what to do
I don’t think 1.5 million goes as far these days
What’s with people’s incessant need to point their ‘usual’ Subway order? There’s gotta be a venn diagram between Subway users and Linux connoisseurs
The ‘Lecture’ stopped bothering me a while ago for the same reason as you, it’s just way more fun to antagonize them about it while high.
Spaghetti and mac and cheese are terrible sick foods.
My highly religious uncle that looks like a literal gnome is the most entertaining one to be around, but only if one can mange to sneak away to smoke weed first. Otherwise it’s just a lecture about how everything I’m doing with my life goes against god.
Not sure I’d call an old economy sedan a “large automobile”
But he has a glowy screwdriver and a cool bowtie, so it cancels out.
How can he be a doctor, he doesn’t even have a stethoscope
The only ones I can think of are quail, turkey, and maybe geese. Everything else is either very small or not easily contained/trained.
Yeah, I think I’ll just . . . not do that.
I mean I could, definitely, but I just don’t really feel like doing it.
It’s like a pizza, but also a pussy. It would be wise to let the calzone cool before inserting appendages tho.
These were the shit growing up