SonnyVabitch

A few years ago somebody pointed out that twump looks like the front end of a centaur and I cannot unsee it.

Then again, his current posture could be the successful result of a species realignment surgery from mythical to femboy.

🔫 Always has been

What if it’s a new couple of two homeowners who move in together, should they sell one property before the relationship solidifies?

What if the grandchildren are in secondary school when Nana dies, is the family allowed to hold on to this second property for the few years until the kids move out/in?

What if you accept a contract position in another town, should you be forced to sell and buy, or is it okay to rent out the home you have and rent another elsewhere?

My point is that there is nuance at the lower end of the scale, and the enemy is big corporations and landlords of massive portfolios.

Leasehold is a type of property where you rent the land for a really long time (decades), and build your house on it. Every few years you extend the lease so it has no risk of running out. You don’t know how much the landlord will charge you, or indeed if they extend, although there are some legal protections for leaseholders.

She thought she’d make a quick buck doing a stock photo shoot, and bam! innuendo.

I would never sell my photos, not because of the heartbreak if nobody would want to buy them, but because I wouldn’t want to be neither the face of incontinence or erectile dysfunction, nor do I want to become the next Hide The Pain Harold or Distracted Boyfriend.

I also identify as radicalised.

But some people from Lesbos are more lesbian than others.

Straight until it gets moist.

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As the saying goes, it’s hard to be a capitalist without the capital.

On behalf of my fellow heterosexual men, I have bad news, kitten.

Wikipedia does this life saving pedantry sometimes. Imagine the possible disasters if they hadn’t clarified it!

Captioning.

I love that story. It fucks me up every time

They vote, too!

You shouldn’t respond while driving home from work.

Britain has like 60 distinct regional accents, including Home Counties ‘I dare say mough indeed’ or Northern Irish ‘miobhagh’ (pronounced “mhou”).

I like to imagine that long after the untimely but well deserved demise of the human race our legacy will continue in the form of solar powered sexbots catfishing each other for millennia upon millennia until the Sun explodes.