Just gonna drop this here, since Ross has blown up suddenly. It’s important this masterpiece never fall into obscurity.

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6PNZBb6b9LvDWpI-5CPYUxG1Rnm-vr9V&si=dLKBo06GqI30I3QP

Something about this sentence really makes me want to be a pirate. Like a lot.

I’m with you. Maybe we’re just slow. I think it would have clicked if it was worded like, “How does a wizard please a horny witch?”.

That horse is ghoulish.

The two worst people to be in line behind (at least here in Canada) are old men choosing lottery tickets, and old women choosing cigarettes. Neither of these respective parties ever have the slightest fucking clue what they actually want or even prefer. Never mind that they’ve performed the exact same ritual every day for the better part of five decades. It’s as though every instance is a pivotal point in their lives, and it mustn’t be rushed.

I’m still a fan of the black and blue Low-Cal/Low-Carb, but you’re lucky to find one in a hundred facings these days. The odd gas station might carry one.

Yeah, both Messenger Lite and Facebook Lite are fucked. Post a photo or video on Facebook Lite and it’s guaranteed to be blurry piece of shit. If it’s shot horizontal, it’s going to be low-res vertical with letterboxing on the top and bottom. I have to hop on the main app just to post a discernable video for my family.

If I didn’t live on the other side of the continent and Facebook were my only real lifeline to my friends and family, I wouldn’t use it at all anymore. But now there’s this sunken-cost fallacy shit on top of it all, and how I get daily memories from the deceased like my father and grandmother. “Hope you’re having fun in Canada, love you, Gram”. Some of these messages are still applicable today, and I don’t know how to separate from that.

My wife’s good friend came out recently as a furry, and while she’s a really cool person, I cringe over some of her social media posts involving the fur suit. I’m just astonished that she’d post that where her poor grandma is going go see it. They’re certainly a proud people.

1. KILL THAT MOTHAFUCKA
2. Gather the seeds
3. Plant the seeds
4. Grow the seeds 🌈

I’ve switched to DuckDuckGo as my primary search engine. The results are akin to what Google once produced.

If Sync Pro ever works with Lemmy I’ll be soooooooo happy. Everyone is mourning Apollo and I’m over here feeling like I’m attending Sync’s funeral alone.