GRABABRUSHANDPUTALITTLE… Coffee?

Hi, it’s me. Your friend.

No one should ever be put in a place where they fantasize about using poison. I’m sorry that you’ve reached that point.

Yeah. It’s suffering. There have been many studies which show that pets undergo extreme stress when humans decide to set off fireworks.

I’m sorry that you think it’s a “little yapping dickhead”, but it’s still a living being with feelings. I don’t think it deserves trauma just because it barks a little too much.

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I would like a $300,000 grant, a research team, and two years to find the gender that Silinde is not attracted to.