As someone from New Mexico, I’m just happy to be included (Americans often assume it’s a country outside the USA)

I’m hard pressed to imagine a worse suicide method. Huge potential for harm to others, permanent disfigurement and lifelong pain, and unlikely to succeed. I guess that’s the joke, but, damn

For directories, it’s permission to cd into it. Read is whether you can list files, and write is remove, rename, or create new files. Don’t ask questions about the secret sticky bit

ISO 8601 ALL DAY EVERY DAY BABY

Typically it takes ten years from onset of bag symptoms until getting a diagnosis. There is no cure, but the syndrome can be managed, especially with early treatment. Please help raise awareness

As a New Mexico native, I endorse this defense of our proud cultural heritage of blundering nuclear accidents

Little tip, since it’s an Electron app, you can reload the view with ctrl-R (cmd-R) on Mac. Saves you a trip to re-open, usually.

Good. Transphobic shits are not a protected class.

It’s some weird Christian comic. With explanations below every comic. I was so put off I didn’t bother trying to find this specific one.

Makes perfect sense for the bizarreness that is r/196’s trademark though.

“After this brutal belittling, gaslighting, and sexual harassment, you’re gonna have a lot of baggage. And the best way to carry it? The LTT backpack!”

Well, you can just ram them out of the way with your firetruck. Obviously that’s not a great option either, but if the FD does that then any damages are on the robot-taxi company.

Ding ding ding! We have a safe mode of robot transit: trains. See, we know exactly where they will go because they run on rails. Literally.

Instructions unclear, am now bisexual

I just want you to know this brightened my day with a sensible chuckle.

Long live the new flesh

Now we need one of those memes with an armored-up titan defending teensy singular “they”. The titan is labeled “Shakespeare”.

I want to like this article and to share it with my relatives to help explain what I am so angry about. But it is so thick with irony and deep-cut references that even I, a long-time extremely online dude, had trouble parsing all of it.