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It’s beautiful

Dude I am not a morning person and morning is whenever tf I wake up. When I wake up I’m a child. I have no regulations on my emotions and no filter for my thoughts.

We say that because we know you’re a sensitive little baby and can’t handle us when we’re tired. God forbid anyone have empathy for not wanting to feel exhausted.

Tell that to my job that demands I’m awake at 6am after working until midnight the night before.

The difference is coffee isn’t gonna make me steal my neighbors TV for more coffee.

With that said don’t talk to me before I’ve smoked my first bowl because you’re all fuckin annoying until then.

PS you were all annoying before I started smoking weed and now you’re tolerable

The worst part is some people are into that

The funniest part is it’s the middle class white dudes who burn down their backyards meanwhile bubba and Uncle Jim Bob will give you the juiciest fuckin turkey you’ll ever have in your entire life.

It makes the stories about the Spartans throwing babies off a cliff make much more sense.

Even as a fully healthy baby your odds were low so if there were any anomalies might as well just remove it from the equation

Sorry I’m just forced to exist in a world that only cares about monetizing every single moment of my life while giving me less than the bare minimum to survive without giving all of my time to an employer who reaps 90% of the benefits that I sow.

I mean fine. I’m fine.

No they didn’t. Infants and children were dying left and right but if you survived to adulthood you’d most likely die in your 50’s-60’s.

High infant mortality rate is why the average human life expectancy was around 30.

Honestly this is why I hate averages because they can be easily misleading without the original source information to put it into perspective.

I’m all for that until it comes to words like lose and loose. They’re not even close to the same thing and I will call you out for it.

That being said I’m not gonna be a dick about it

:3

You’re all stupid. See there gonna be looking for army guys.

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Isn’t a very large percentage of humanity already infected?

7-14lbs isn’t that heavy but I’ll admit with it trying to fight back it’d take a bit of effort but I have no doubt the average human could produce enough force to swing it hard enough to at least break it’s neck.

Might not be flailing it around but it should still be enough for one good whack

Don’t just squeeze. Use it’s body like a club.

Grab the fucker by the neck and use him against his friends. Fuckin hate Canada geese.

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Would if I could but this damn stomach needs to have shit in it

Me seeing a girl I’m very interested in before remembering I’m completely broken and incapable of having healthy relationships