It was a fucking boat accident, clowns
Im gonna need more than 20 bucks to pop the bussy out
Drop the “being” part and we’ve got a lot in common
Stop buying this low effort garbage
The longer I live, the more injustice I see
Trans National Anthem Intensifies
I never know what to put on the vet forms…shes a grey cat i dont know what you want from me
Yeah I was being facetious a lil.
Is it Blow-Hai, or Bloo-Hi?
My grandpa’s always complaining about how we raise our kids. You know the type of arguments “oh we didnt have to do that and we turned out fine” and im like “how old were you when you lost all your teeth? 16? Yeah thought so.”
Woman is two headache, one above and one below
I used to be able to, but a lifetime of manual labor has laden my hands with callouses that make it HIGHLY unpleasant without some lube
The 13th is a great documentary exploring this and coming to the same conclusion.
They live in a theocratic utopia, where god (the all spark) provides them with everything. They prolly dont even have money, let alone insurance.
A good mug is really the closest to heaven i will get
Sometimes you squatty for the potty