Located on Deck 6, Room 2054. Mass evacuation site for decks 5-10.

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Joined 8 months ago
Cake day: November 19th, 2023
  • Transporter Room 3@startrek.websiteto196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Artificial Refugium rule
    24·
    1 month ago

    It helps if you actually live near bats.

    I came home to a small ball of fluff and wings wrapped up in the corner of my porch one day, so for gits and shiggles I put up a small bat box on a post against the trees nearby.

    It took a week or two but I noticed it was in use when I went outside one night and saw one pop out of it.

    Protip: be very careful about what you use to stain/paint it. Apparently they don’t like the smell of those things. I didn’t paint mine.

    Bats need a real estate agent…

  • Transporter Room 3@startrek.websiteto196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Strict Recall Rule
    17·
    2 months ago

    Legit that’s what my last employer did when a soda machine had a recall on one of the diet sodas.

    Just pulled however many quarters from a register, bought all of them, and boxed them up with LOTO tape all over the box. When the guy came in to resupply, he was given the box and pulled the quarters out of the machine and gave them back.

    He also left a small stack of reimbursement tags to be left on the machine, fill out what the soda was, what was wrong with it (expired, wrong soda dispensed, etc), and whoever came back would leave the cost taped to the tag with the office to return to the right employee.

  • Transporter Room 3@startrek.websiteto196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Rule
    35·
    2 months ago

    Before I read the comments I’m sure it’s either jokes/memes or “this is unhealthy”

    Nah fuck that. Some people deserve lifelong hate.

    You don’t sit there seething day after day, dwelling on it constantly.

    But whenever they come up, perfectly reasonable to say “fuck that noise, piss off” and be done with it.

    “forgive and forget” can eat shit and die.

  • Transporter Room 3@startrek.websiteto196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Candyman, Candyman, candy nope
    24·
    2 months ago

    I used to live in an apartment complex where someone got wasted, took the main road corner too fast, plowed down 3 10ft tall pines, plowed over the complex signage, and into the living room of one of the apartments. The brick facade was coming down in chunks all along the building.

    My family was on chit-chat-about-your-life terms with the property manager, and apparently their insurance company was refusing to do anything because, you guessed it… “preventable”

    Now, how could this have been prevented you ask? Well I’ll let you know when they find out because replanting thicker trees, and putting a guard rail didn’t help since literally a month later someone was street racing and spun out on the same corner. Didn’t hit the apartments, but took out the semi-reconstructed sign and the cars in front of the apartment.

    If I had to guess, I’d say the car insurances refused to pay also. Idk, didn’t know the families that lived across the road.