I only sniff one woman’s farts.

Are you even living if you can’t smell your neighbor’s farts?

I can confidently say that the person who recognizes, realizes and integrates the darkness in their heart is happier than anybody who believes they are entirely light. Consciousness is infinite. Any attributes you define as part of your self cast a shadow of “not self” that you will define as “other.” There is no other, only one true infinite and undifferentiated consciousness cleaved by your will into as many pieces as you need in order to maintain your ego delusions.

Narcissism disguised as comedy bad.

In fact they’re just present day gay Nazis.

When she shits on your dick, but you a bad motherfucker.

Why does this picture of a phone have 15 points?

Dismantle the system and use the resources to build a better one.

That’s why sex is always better with crazy people.

Scumbag IT Guy:

Maintains an outdated and unsecure system.

Blames user error.

Tweets will now be known as Xcretions.

I just beat off, and I made it a game to see how long I could play before I finished.

“You know… You know what I’ve noticed? Nobody panics when things go “according to plan.” Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it’s all “part of the plan”. But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds. Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos.”

When the singularity occurs and thought is given form, the gorilla women will come for you.