Hehe

Fingering Dan and the Module Nudes.

Further funnies:

The alien playing the weird saxophone?

Their species?

Yeah it’s called ‘bith’

There is a Bith playing Jizz at the Star Wars Cantina.

Weird Al stole my waifu

And I’m okay with that.

Heh.
This was one of the few episodes of Mythbusters I actually watched. You are correct, but I must commit to the bit, so:

I thought it was because of our boi Lucifer

Snakes are ovoviviparous. This means they form an egg, but then hold the egg within themselves.

This is a form of live birth but it’s different from the viviparity of mammals in the sense that the egg isn’t connected to the mother’s body in any way. It’s just inside them.

How dare you be funnier than I ever could be

The Bite Boys

It’s a boyband. They play tough in their marketing but anyone who likes them, likes them because they are cute.

Who put the kitten meme in a Japanese adult animation?

Yes

You can expect them to drop at maybe one more good product, as going public is what companies do when they want to raise a lot of funds for some project

But after THAT, when it turns out that the new product is just… Making money instead of making ALL the money, the investors will take over and from then on it’s fucked.

But yeah RPi has alternatives now. No need to tie yourself to them when they DO sink.

Y’all debating if DPS or Healers are bottoms and sleeping on the bottomest role of all, the Tank.

Being a Tank is all about getting a train run on you until you can barely move and then leaning in for some aftercare. And you do barely any penetrating. It doesn’t get more submissive than that.

Now you remove Britain as well, and the healing can begin.

To give google 1(one) droplet of credit, the enshittification didn’t come from them alone. In fact I’m fairly sure that if they could get their way, the page would still return useful results, only, JUST below all the paid ads. SEO Spam doesn’t help THEM either.

The problem is… A lot of the “good” results on google came from like. Enthusiast websites. Webforums. And… Reddit.

Enthusiast Websites are much rarer now. They got consolidated into media conglomerates and then closed down. Only a few remain.

Webforums are in a similar zombified state, most got vored by “social media” and Discord (P.S.: if you are a dev or artist or whatever and use a Discord server as the main helpline/download source for a project you’re doing, fuck you very much, you are the ACTUAL worst <3), which aren’t indexed by search engines.

Then Reddit got Spez’d, so THAT avenue is fucked too.

Fedi isn’t indexed by search engines either (AFAIK), so you can’t do the old “<Search terms> reddit” trick replacing reddit with lemmy. It won’t work.

If it’s Linux related say “open a terminal and do sudo rm -rf /” for similar life-ruining effects.

Me too actually

Described: Why whenever I figure something out myself after posting a help thread, I’ll write a whole report on what I did before it got fixed (because often I’m just throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks, and I never know what exactly moved the needle)

“You shouldn’t do [y] either, you idiot, you absolute fucking buffoon. You should instead do [z, which costs a fortune and/or requires you to restructure your entire life]”

Libre Graphics Manipulation App

LiGMA.

Brushes with bellpeppers attached to them