A fine vintage

I hope that someday, you can forgive me

licky flicky tit 'n clitty

don’t you make me laugh at math you monster

I like that he squirts out liquid from those extra nipple things and can apparently leap like a gazel but has no neck. I want an army of these dudes to just wreck cars and leapfrog away dripping and screaming while running into more shit because they can’t look around

Welcome to you are DOOM!

The literal joke is that the article has become an example of the very thing it describes, and perhaps a better example than the modern embellishment example

That “modern embellishment” is not a great example. It changes the context of the ship’s existence from a physical entity to a legal entity. I like the thought experiment but if you keep changing basic definitions it will get you less than nowhere