🎶 "Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam,

Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam…" 🎵

They wanted to diversify into colon cleansing, this was cheaper.

Brother! Get-a off of me!

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away. Their love was misunderstood.

Roger & Roger

You mean Gordon Ramsey hasn’t yet been issued an SCP number?

He goes inside, the door slams shut, demonic noises for five minutes, then the door flies open and an angry, bloody Gordon Ramsey comes stomping out

“Why do you have a FUCKING gateway to the demonic realm in your restaurant?! Do you have any idea how many lost souls I found in there?! ANSWER ME!!!”

"A horse is a horse, of course of course,

and horses don’t get on the tube, of course.

Unless, of course, that that horse is the famous Mr. Ed!"

Ed: “I am late for wooork~”

Either that or they’re glaring at you so hard you feel like it was your fault.

“Leeroy, you are just stupid as hell.”

“At least I got chicken.”

They hated Leeroy because he told the truth.

We were robbed of a Burton Batman Trilogy.

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Goddammit, Lucas, stop adding Dewbacks to this scene!

"!! A resurrection??

At this time of day, at this time of year, in this part of the Mediterranean, localized entirely within Joseph’s Garden?"

“…Yes.”

“Can I see him?”

“No.”

My dad latched onto FreeCell and never stopped playing.

Dungeon Meshi is one of the most non-halal shows ever.

Also, lots of exposed ankles.

Hope you kick cancer’s ass, fellow Lemming.

Reminds me of one of my favorite lines from MASH: “Stop! I’ll have you killed! Then court-marshaled!”

That is why it is always important to be Ernest.

“Haha, it’s okay I’m a Sagittarius. Sometime my doors just fall off, teehee!”