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I can practically taste the wintergreen chalk.

Holy crap, how long does a game of chess take?!

Each hand pets the ones on the sides; then kisses to the middle. Not as good as having three hands, but it works.

Tell Gerry to m(e)ander his way out so the rest of us can have a turn in the gay room.

Damn, I’d actually managed to forget about that one 😂

For this topic and for your own sake, I hope you are never one of the day’s 10,000.

I’ve seen the sequel to this and I do not approve.

E: I was making a “two girls, one cup” joke. I strongly discourage anyone from looking that up, as it’s disgusting. Literally shit play.

There is definitely a Jurassic Park joke to be made here.

I would like to take this opportunity to note that I’m someone who likes to chew ice.

It took me a second to realize this is supposed to be Germany and not Mickey Mouse as a ball. Now I’ve just learned that MM has the same coloring as the German flag. Huh.

So, uh, where’s the other stuff. Asking for a friend.

Those are eh; I’m not a fan of the frosting. Show me some Susan cookies, though, and you bet I’ll put out.

There are some things that should remain in the garbagereddit. This is one of them.

Would still pet, 100%. Might not even be that different from some cats I’ve loved 😂

I must have extra Internet; I loaded two withs!

C’mon down to Lil Bits

I don’t know why, but “what do next” is my favorite part of this.

As an expert in expert-spotting, I can confirm that you are an expert.

This is a theoretical moral quandary I’ve tried to determine for myself and have yet to figure out:

How long is “long enough” between when one group forces another group out of its land and when the invading group should/can be accepted as the “rightful” group for that area?

I often point out that some Palestinian people who were forced out of their homes in the creation of Israel are still alive as reasoning for why it’s not right to have Israel exist where it is, so I know that “within a lifetime” is too short. At the same time, I also know that thousands of years (i.e. Israelite homeland) is too long to reclaim land, so I’ve narrowed it down (if you can call it that) to “more than a lifetime, less than a few millennia.”

What about a couple hundred years? Is it when everyone who originally lived on the land has grown old and died? When their children have? Grandchildren?

So much of human history is violence resulting in displacement. I feel like the line has historically been drawn at “when the original group is either wiped out or too weak to say anything anymore,” which is not the moral line for which I’m looking.

I’d be really interested to see what anyone else thinks on this.

Same. Plus, pussies are strong AF, so who wouldn’t want to be like one?

Maybe they should’ve liked their coffee strong like a pussy.