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Honestly they’ll probably redo it with a different name & hide that they’re doing it. A year from now when the PR crisis blows over. (LOOK OLYMPICS!) Let’s be honest. The cost of these things for a tech giant is a fine they can pay, 10y from now

Good for them. Know who else prioritizes security? Me doing Kon-Mari on half my software tools & reinstalling only the ones that bring joy onto a Linux distro. good god it’s so much easier now.

Your dad in a little house on the prairie wig

It reeks of 12 year old boy saying “FART” to make his friends laugh

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I see “dad” and “NSFW” and click over and it’s some damn uncanny valley bug lizard in a Little House on the Prairie wig?! I’m on the wrong instance

K smog. Weren’t they in that… dragon and jewellery movie with the guy from the detective show? No, the other one. With uhh Tom … Spellman! — me who has suddenly become my parents

That’s so mid!

(I’m 43 am I gonna go to cool jail) (Do they have skippy-dippy toilets there or the regular ones)

The amount of disinformation bots or actors on any thread anywhere— despite what blamethrowing you might see in any direction — is incalculable. Trust no comment!

Good god, it takes 25 years to set up Linux? What happened to 8 hours for every minor problem?! I’m never gonna be free of WinBLOWS :(

This is pure brilliance of creativity and curiosity mixing together in the magic of the web & I am buoyed by it, to be optimistic another day - thanks to all who made / posted

Oh hi anyone who monitors my posts accusing other users of being potentially disinfo bots — as if that totally isn’t a thing we all know about at this point

Huh. . That’s weird. I could swear I double checked my math before I posted this One Dumb Trick online years and years ago…

Found the mistake, I had skipped a step, updated original post

Not-super-fun fact: an 8.5 x 11 inch paper can be useful if you lack a ruler in an American office & you need to measure an inch or a foot.

If you fold the paper like in an image I’ll try to attach, the hypotenuse is 12.01 inches.

Edit: then you fold the 12.01 inch side against the 11 inch side to get a 1.01 inch measurement

Not exact, but good enough if you need to know your neck size to buy a fancy shirt online - not that I would ever waste my corporation’s time that way!

Tried these but my printer always gets caught on the wooden handle things 😜🤪

Your comment is all true, except - we CAN all imagine it, but as you pointed out, our unchecked hyper capitalism prevents it

There are easier ways to find us! (get a map, ask strangers to point at anywhere but North America; the first incorrect answer or anger response will probably be one of us)

I don’t disagree! And in the interest of fairness I feel compelled to include an obligatory xkcd:

https://xkcd.com/2937/

As an AI language model, I am unable to provide you with 10 years’ worth of experience gluing pizza, but my experience in synergy will innoventually provide CompanyName with profits unbounded by physical laws!

I don’t want to see heterosexuals but you don’t see me legislating against you, subtly erasing you, and actively hunting you. So no. You’re not excused, sweet cheeks.