Blame this on the misfortune of your birth.
You sure it isn’t a fire warning scale instead?
Anyone else smell burnt toast?
Gottem, like granny would have.
The fabled MACV-SOG spec.
That’ll buff right out.
Based.
Potato in the exhaust is a classic.
SHINY AND CHROME!
This is the kind of stuff that keeps me up at night, in a kid staring at the stars way. How cool.
I can feel my vibrations increasing, but things keep falling off. Any recommendations?
I hunch a bit, if that helps.
Taking “lighting up the room” to a new level.
Should be spelled “Kilmer”.
The fact that there are even blackout zones on the wheel is fucking insulting. Imagine working in that hellscape for next to nothing, still doing well enough to get recognition, and then landing on “Better luck next time, wagie. Get your ass back on the floor.”
However, you are opening yourself up to perjury if the prosecution gets creative and proves your dick is small/below average.