Cast CROPDUST and watch in delight as the room evacuates due to the stench emanating from your festering bowels.

Literally the first rule of Raccoon Club. You don’t talk about Raccoon Club.

If that was the intentent, I get it. But if you’re going to flip the bird you should at least send it INTO the camera to enforce the message. This just feels stupid.

Total eclipse of the fart. Time to put your viewing glasses back on.

Why are most of their palms facing outward?

I’ve never seen it done that way. It seems really uncomfortable and a bad way to to transition into a fistfight if shit’s about to go down.

Not your average Gregular guy

Goodnight Adeline is an excellent new banger of a song, too

My cat would sit during boxing matches and box along at the TV. He was so gentle but that cat loved a good fight.

This was before UFC got big, though. I’m not sure I would’ve trusted him with that sport lol

I’m udderly impressed by these results

End of an era. Very disappointed to hear the news. The Costco food court got me through some rougher times. I’m sad to hear that it’s gone.

Source? I’ve never been asked for my card when grabbing a quick slice of pizza. If this is the new norm it’s truly the end of an era.

You can get cafeteria items, prescriptions, and optometry services without a membership, too, last time I checked. Just tell the greeter why you’re there.

Make 7, up yours!

C.S. Lewis trilemma

Ace is the term I’m familiar with, too. I just didn’t want to be left in the dark if there was an even more abbreviated version of the abbreviation.

I thought it was short for asexual :-/ still learning new things

I didn’t know that would be offensive. I really didn’t. I thought my comment was inclusive to everyone. Can anyone tell me how to be more tactful with my words in the future?

I have very good friends who identify as their true selves in so many ways and I love them all dearly. It would crush me if I don’t learn something from this. To me, a is part of the category I was attempting to include.

Gaslight. Obstruct. Project. Ladies and gentlemen and everyone in between, this is what GOP truly means.

Dat neck twist, tho.

“Say it ain’t stoat” from the link was the punchline on top of the punchline