We’ve lived in a world where resume evaluation is always unjust. It’s just that. A resume can’t imply anything that can be used against you.

Actually forced regurgitating of excrement sounds pretty aligned with project management

Just regular bone factory bones

Wesley Snipes

You hate waffles and kittens? Wtflolcopter

They do it on purpose.

Libs ain’t the left, it’s a Venn diagram.

Libs seek to advance freedom against oppressive systems, such as capitalism

The left seeks to advance freedom from capitalism among other oppressive systems

Either way the right wingers don’t like them

American suburbs

Foresckin

It’s a pet peeve of mine to see them done dirty but lately I’ve thought that maybe they’ve been written by someone dyslexic or with something else as their first language and have become more lenient.

But still…

Sorry, are you asking how our average person handles the language?

Native Finnish speakers seem to suck at compound words and punctuation on average, old and young.

People learning Finnish differ as they seem to (someone learning please speak up) struggle with double consonants, declension (had to google that word) and how spoken language is different from written official rules. I think all of these are mostly automatic to someone with Finnish as a mother tongue.

I had some Scandinavian colleagues joke with me about how their languages have these melodic intonations and we speak everything in monotone and they can’t wrap their heads around it.

I’m kidding. We appreciate everyone trying, even if they don’t get possessiivisuffiksis right

Check out ChatGPT or deepl if you need Finnish translated. Of course this kind of wordplay is quite difficult to get right

Don’t worry, this doesn’t matter and we have a lot of harder stuff in the language which does matter

They all actually sound quite the same. Some syllables can be stressed to highlight parts of the sentences. YOUR moon vs your MOON

Actually yes. You can stress out some syllables to say YOUR moon is burning and such but it doesn’t help a lot. Context matters

“Bonfire!” works as a yell and for the ending in a poetic or lyrical style.

“The size of the bonfire” is wrong.

But we could add “Kokon koko?” to include it. Or even “Kokon koko koko?” for “The total/full size of the bonfire?” or “Koko kokon koko?” as in “The size of the whole bonfire?”

Edit for a narrative:

Kokko, kokko!

Kokko?

Kokoo kokoon koko kokko.

Koko kokkoko?

Koko kokko.

Kokon koko koko?

Kokon kokoinen kokko, Kokko.

And in English:

Kokko, the bonfire!

The bonfire?

Gather together the whole bonfire.

The whole bonfire?

The whole bonfire.

The total size of the bonfire?

A bonfire-sized bonfire, Kokko.

Yes, exactly

Kokko [a rare name]! Gather together [in a spoken language, assemble also works but kind if misses the point of the repetitiveness] the entire bonfire.

The entire bonfire?

The entire bonfire, Kokko.