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Cake day: August 7th, 2023

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  • The Onceler is the antagonist from The Lorax by Dr Seuss. “Darkiplier” is an in joke from Youtuber/Streamer Markiplier’s fans, to describe when he is acting up. Bill Cipher is a cartoon character from Gravity Falls, the antagonist from a 2-dimensional universe who looks like the pyramid on the US dollar bill.

    The original poster dressed in a silly outfit and asked for feedback- presumably knowing it was ridiculous

    and then (pretends to have) got mad at being compared to the character and others, joking that he’d rather be called a slur than suffer these comparisons.

    The post ends with a pun on “one slur” / “onceler” which are homophonic







  • agriculture is the act of cultivating soil and producing crops…

    should I go on or is that a good illustrative example of how the original request is so far reaching and unspecific as to be functionally useless.

    It’s like asking “how do I make a game?”

    a video game? a board game? a playground game? a card game? all of which require skills, disciplines, planning, research and understanding of mechanics that no one can summarize even in a single full length book, let alone a forum post reply.


  • well then you need to understand agriculture, animal husbandry, construction, woodworking, become a certified electrician, plumber and gas installer, brush up on sewing, first aid, and be prepared to starve to death or freeze to death if you fuck it up, or just die from standing on a rusty nail.


  • Polonius? Every child’s favorite side-kick? The fusty old man who assists Hamlets brother in trying to seize control of the crown of Denmark in Shakespeare’s Hamlet that kids love to hate? The self same Polonius who is often quoted in playgrounds across the world, “Brevity is the soul of wit”, as the kids love to say!

    Why, as every youngster will tell you, his name comes from “Polish” as a way of satirizing Goslicius, the famous author of The Counsellor, and fan boy of the Polish king Zigmunt II August - so for him to be turned into famed Polish sausage is quite the wheeze and must entertain children across the globe!