Didn’t that one guy say, you can drink a quart of it and it won’t hurt you?
Didn’t that one guy say, you can drink a quart of it and it won’t hurt you?
So You turn into a double pirate?
I don’t care why they steal. Let them do it. They aren’t robbing a mom and pa shop, because they don’t exist anymore. Stealing from capitalists isn’t a crime. It’s not even stealing, it’s taking back what they stole. It’s Your duty.
Who sells diapers on the streets? I don’t know where You live, but I’m not seeing many diaper dealers on the streets in my town.
Maybe She’s Born With It, maybe it’s Photoshop.
Challenge beauty standards of a character that was supposed to be unrealistically beautiful.
Hell. O would take a bullet to the head right now if guns were legal in my country.
I will still try. A little lubrication would help. Would You do the honor, or will your mom do it, as usual?
Yes. I can transfer money to someone just by knowing their phone number. I can do it on a Sunday afternoon and they get the money instantly. I haven’t used cash for more than a decade now. Haven’t used a card for at least 5 years.
Would it be possible to stretch a different organ to reach a different cavity?
For research purposes. Where does this pic come from?
That’s a huge croc. I mean the shoe.
I would like to know how it ended. Did the guy notify the police?
Well, yeah, it’s Saturday so Friday happened. I did half of a litre of vodka and 4 beers. I’m Polish, so that’s an average amount.
Only a job interview to go, and I can start drinking.
In Polish you can say, sometimes You’re pushing a Queen, sometimes You’re beating a horse, which are coloquialisms for having sex and masturbating.
Blue. Three times, just to be sure.
Jokes on you. I don’t have to go to work for 10 hours, but I’m already crying in bed.