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ikr? If I had a nickel…

Excellent disposal.

Sure, today is worse than yesterday. But at least it’s better than tomorrow!

Reject humanity, return to prokaryote.

Thanks for clearing that up.

Tough but fair.

A story as old as time.

I had that Skeletor with the chest damage spinny bit! Forgot all about that until seeing this. Thanks for the memory unlock.

It’s funny because it’s true.

Born and raised in Minnesota. Plan to die here. I can confirm this is 100% accurate.

Then I’m not interested.

Was that a dig at Totinos party pizzas? If so, we can’t be friends anymore.

And there’s no other way to eat those than folded over like a taco!

All three will also usually contain >3 grams of iron.

Big fren!

Cosign on the teeth thing. I’ve always been mindful of dental care because I’m afraid of the dentist and want to minimize visits. My wife is less vigilant than I am. She easily accounts for 75% of our combined dental expenses.

Today is worse than yesterday. But at least it’s better than tomorrow!

In seriousness, though, your 30s will be considerably less garbage than your 20s. Stuff on your body is gonna begin hurting more, and that’s dumb, but you’ll generally have fewer hangups about things and life’s day-to-day gets more enjoyable.

The world is a flaming hellscape, but not every individual moment has to suck. I figured that out in my 30s 🙃

I’m glad they don’t do it on my bed, but my cats will leave the tile floor and go yak on carpet 100% of the time.

Reer.

I love a good aspirational poster ❤️

I’ll take three