I have been poor, yes! Have you ever been outside? Do you think there are diaper black markets? Do you think everyone stealing to make ends meet qualifies for WIC in the first place?

Oh, I have an easy solution!

“I don’t want to tip a landlord”

As someone who’s never used tiktok, has no interest in doing so, and finds the whole platform + 99.99% of the content dumb as all fucking fuck:

The US government can eat my shit and hair

For real, these digital displays never change what I went in there to get. I look for the section labeled with the thing I want, I get it, I pay, I leave. Not once have I gone “damn that fake Sprite covered in fake condensation looks so refreshing, I think I’ll get that instead.”

I guess it has to work on some level though, or those no way they’d be paying for those instead of simple panes of glass

“a few” toxic linux elitists

lol

Unsure what the law has to say about murder when the targets are the denizens of Hell. Or if earth laws even apply in Hell.

I had forgotten entirely about doing this as a kid, hell

Porkin’s Basilisk

Wait, does the rest of the US not have these?

I looked into this one before, it is not an actual Ben Garrison piece. The fact that I had to check says a fair amount on its own, though, yeah?