Yo somebody call 48 clam girl

Bought my house right before the new housing crisis. I’m locked in so cheaply that I may not ever move.

Gonna ride my residual income as far as I can take it. I’m done breaking my body for a world that doesn’t care.

This image is delightfully cursed

OP don’t forget to schedule your colonoscopy soon

Get a proper brush and it does.

Those ‘stuck’ bits are not nearly as stuck on when they’re fresh.

Rinse/scrub off your dishes as soon as you’re finished with them, then put them in the dishwasher. It will be never take you more than 60 seconds.

Idk sounds gay

Just add hard drives until there is no play for vibration.

Payment for service-not-rendered? Sounds like legal hot water to me.

Common Moon Knight W

Sounds like something that gets you beat up at recess.

Honestly what is a kbin

Rip TV on the Radio.

Enjoying unprecedented stretches of world peace while simultaneously denigrating the nations which enforce it.

Imagine being so privileged.

Mfw fuzzy math motherfuckers try to push their ideas

If you’re not getting one shot very often and able to overcome challenges with ingenuity and grit, I’d say you’re doing it right.

Once you start running into enemies/bosses that one shot you, that’s when you may want to consider going and farming and leveling up your Vigor until you can take a hit or two. Other than that just keep dumping points into skills you need for the weapon you want to use.

Don’t worry about screwing up your talent points, you can unlock respect pretty early in the game (second great rune holding boss).

It’s one of the best games of the last decade. You’ll lose 150 hours to it easily. Don’t be discouraged by the difficulty, Souls games can be hard to get into at first. Once you understand it, it gets easier.

There’s only a dozen or so mandatory bosses, the rest are optional. So if you decide you just want to wrap it up and finish you can, long before you explore everything.

Erotic

Why they graph em like aroused/unaroused nipples?

Just dudes being guys