Sorry, I haven’t been stealing from Tumblr like I should.

Sharks have flooded Shark Infested Waters with shark asshole stink but this time the asshole stink is AI generated and Taylor Swift has a billion dollars for lawyers.

So it’s just another clickable lie, because of course it is, it’s too perfect. I can’t fact-check everything and it’s a bad use of time if I have to.

I gotta get off of social media entirely, I can work with fiction presented as fiction but it’s just an endless firehose of lies from people who think they have a god-given right to lie as much as they need to, on every platform. The AI thing is just getting started. I lost track of reality several months ago, and that’s not supposed to be some sort of jokey joke.

It’s not my educate to job you.

Bro is Homestuck still alive or is everyone jerking it about the legend, I only know this damn thing the exact same way I know about the war in Ukraine, which isn’t fair to Ukraine

Humility is the only virtue.

The irony is that this person looks like a royalist

Oh, this isn’t about a game engine, cool wow, kinda pleasant

I support Mongol culture victory

Ooh, yeah, good call, I always forget them when things get dweeby.

I swear, nothing is commie enough for Lemmy. “Linux? Pshhhsshs! Cuck!” Mentions no alternative

It makes me happy that Obvious Plant is still at large and doing the Lord’s work

We live in a society where everyone is disposable over the age of 30 and I’m sure that’s just fine.

On the bright side Ogre not have $40k in student debt to be a bartender.

Best chess I ever played was when I fired up Yackety Sax out of nowhere and started chessing away with my friend, just saying. I lost the hell out of that game, died laughing.

Put it on the bucket list for real.

I have to remind myself that I’m in Ohio, and that nothing happens here, especially the hottest seven days in human history, I think we barely hit 90s this year. They happened somewhere. Not here.

So of course, I wouldn’t understand why all the hateposts about summer. It doesn’t kill people here. Winter does. Winter has black ice and doing a clownfall onto the back of your head that kills you or breaks a bone under (inconsolable weeping) American healthcare, so yeah, if that stuff doesn’t happen to you in winter but summer hits 100F I’m sure you think summer lovers are crazy people.

How can you be talking about Team Fortress on the internet and make such a silly mistake

Granpappy lied about making money with the moonshine. If you leave jugs of it far away from the house, it keeps them occupied, and you can get some peace and quiet. The money was just a bonus.

I shouldn’t get these posts at all but alas, I have the internet, which is apparently just a neighborhood in Portland

I’m so happy that the person who made this didn’t actually know what an Arby’s is at all. Have an Arbytrary day