Asuka is almost laughing at you

Goddamnit I was thinking exactly this

And yellow jackets

Eyy yo what the fuck. I didn’t know that. I’ll likely unsubscribe if they keep them in their loop

Probably because Lemmy apps for Android are saturated as hell so they decided to focus on the smaller base

Both…… both is good

No idea. It was likely privately funded so we’ll never know what advertising was likely the method

No idea. It was likely privately funded so we’ll never know what advertising was likely the method

Probably couldn’t make money and the VC funds dried up….

I then this into ChatGPT for a hypothetical movie trailer:

Upbeat music playing]

Narrator (Voiceover): In a world where identity is everything…

[Scenes of crowded city streets, people rushing by]

Narrator (Voiceover): …a man will embark on an extraordinary journey…

[Close-up shot of a man’s face, determined expression]

Narrator (Voiceover): …to discover the true meaning of his name…

[Flashback of a young boy learning his name, John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt]

Narrator (Voiceover): …a name that holds a secret…

[Quick shots of newspaper clippings with headlines about mysterious events]

Narrator (Voiceover): …a name that will change everything.

[Close-up shot of a mysterious envelope with the words “Open me”]

Narrator (Voiceover): John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt…

[Cut to John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt opening the envelope]

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt (Confused): What’s this?

[Close-up shot of a letter]

Letter (Voiceover): John, it’s time to embrace your destiny…

[Montage of John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt training and learning about his name’s hidden power]

Narrator (Voiceover): In a world where names hold unimaginable power…

[Scenes of epic battles and John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt using his name to fight]

Narrator (Voiceover): …he will become a hero…

[John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt standing tall, surrounded by a cheering crowd]

Narrator (Voiceover): …unleashing a force that will shake the very foundations of existence.

[Quick shots of explosions and intense action sequences]

Narrator (Voiceover): John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt…

[John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt standing before a villain, ready for the final showdown]

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt (Determined): This ends now!

[Explosive climax with John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt using the full potential of his name]

[Montage of people from all walks of life chanting the name “John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt”]

Crowd (Chanting): John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt! John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt!

Narrator (Voiceover): His name is your name too…

[John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt triumphantly walking away as the sun sets]

Narrator (Voiceover): …and together, we will redefine what it means to be extraordinary.

[Title fades in]

Title: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt

Tagline: His name is your name too.

[Final shot of John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt looking back at the camera with a knowing smile]

[Upbeat music swells]

Narrator (Voiceover): Coming soon to theaters near you.

Now read this in John Bailey’s Epic “honest trailers” voice

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(Yes I am playing The Stanley Parable)

Exactly basically what the poster above is talking about is the ideals of faith

MAGATS want to teach religion / organized religion

Tomoko would shrimp post

As an IOS 15 user (no Mlem support) this is appreciated…thanks!

I would use Mlem…if it supported iOS 15…not going to lose my 15.1 jailbreak. I’ve been using one called “Memmy” on TestFlight…but it’s nowhere near the support and likely updates that Mlem is going to have