Give me that indiscreet shipping. Or better yet, send my next giant dong just wrapped in thick paper.

Hmmmm, yes, yes, and yes… but I’m straight tho

I’d rather that than have molten socks cast on me

Have you never worn headphones for a long time and your ear feels weird and squished and compressed and you need to like fold it forwards and stretch it out? Can only imagine it’s gotta be similar, must be nice once in a while especially with those radar dish cat ears

Probably because it’s probably cropped yiff

I’m not an mtg person, would protection mean only enemy spells? The original is your own too. Would be cool to have a board wipe that couldn’t affect you

Don’t use silicone eggs anally, get molds and make gelatin ones that will slowly melt with body heat. They can’t get stuck in you

What I wouldn’t give for someone to bend me over and give my ass a good stretching

pet pet pet

I hope garf girls ok

I want an internet controlled plug but all I hear is how terrible the involved companies are, privacy wise. Fuck, maybe I’ll make my own, I’m already casting grinding toys. I’m sure some people have put together an open source project for the hardware and software portions.

Subby internet sluts unite!

Oh

My

God

They should cast a mold from it and sell ancient dildos in their gift shop

Ok scrolling through and saw this again and I seriously can not get over how out of proportion those ears are

Look at those giant ears! Omg

Relax, it’s a self deprecating joke about feeling invalid

I didn’t make it, but studying this empirically I can say that if I made it based off of my experiences women would still be missing cause I still haven’t quite figured out how to feel like one yet 😐

I didn’t make it, but studying this empirically I can say that if I made it based off of my experiences women would still be missing cause I still haven’t quite figured out how to feel like one yet 😐

I can feel the beat > sandstorm imo

I love surrealist gordon ramsey memes