I thought it was about the dogs painted to look like tigers in the zoo, for example.

high functioning sociopath.

The meme is how you would pay for a ride, if you were hitch hiking. You can pay for gas, give the driver some weed (grass) or fuck him (ass)

I remember a time when a hamburger was 50 cents

it rolls down stairs, it comes in pairs.

It’s fitting. Kabuso has died and with her so has the internet as we knew it.

step 1: Open a window. It doesn’t matter which one step 2: throw your computer through the window.

Fun fact, organic just means that it’s carbon based, so the water isn’t organic, but the plastic cup is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34CZjsEI1yU

I weep, for my children will know not the joys of Roflcopter

“Now, Lou Ann, life can sometimes throw you a curveball. When that happens, there are two things you can do: Cry, and that’s the path that you’ve chosen Or you can not cry. Instead of letting it out, try holding it in. Every time you have a feeling, just stick it into a pit inside your stomach and never let it out.” -hank hill

F-L-A-Y-I-N-G

Pink Williams

the town hall will be closed because the town hall was closed.

#just french things

the oxford comma is incorrect in english too.

so you’re saying they’re billionaires, but ackshually they’re cash poor? They have that much in assets specifically because they can’t be taxed on it. they funnel all their income through LLCs and corporations so that they can write off their expenses on their tax returns as corporate expenses.

Tax them on their income, then tax them on their assets. It’s not unprecedented, they tax our real properties based on value, why not tax the super rich based on their assets as well?

It’s not a phase, mom.

Yes

Now I have the clock town song playing in my head.